Hi Nick - thanks for your review and I'm sorry it didn't meet your expectations. I know the product may feel light, but that is due to being made out of paulownia wood. Paulownia is one of the lightest known timbers other than balsa wood and also has the highest strength-to-weight ration of any wood. It is sometimes referred to as the "aluminum of timber." It is widely used because of its strength, sustainability (it grows very quickly) and the texture it has. That said, I am happy to return it for you if it's just not what you were looking for! Please let me know. Best, Lindsay Williamson Owner